Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…
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Every Morning After a Metal Show
The memories were priceless. The bar tab wasn't. 🍺💸 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘
Every metal vocalist has met this guy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…
Flesh Carving in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Snake Father in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
Downtempo beatdown deathcore from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
I Am Mook in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
Deathcore/metal from Jacksonville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
The Proud Metal Dad Moment
Parenting done right Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Modern Metal Fans in the Comments Be Like 💀
Meanwhile, I'm just enjoying the show Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
William Shatner to Embark on Ambitious Live Tour Because You Clearly Needed This in Your Life
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt while reading that William Shatner, the 95-year-old legend behind Captain James…