Fit For An Autopsy in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
American metalcore from Tyler, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
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Lamb of God in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
Groove metal from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤣 SLAYER’s iconic second studio album, “Hell Awaits”, is getting…
3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It
Breaking news, folks, the most epic metal band ever, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, is back and ready to unleash some…
ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums
In a shocking turn of events, former Sepultura drummer Eloy Casagrande has joined the infamous metal band Slipknot, and we’re…
BEACN Invents Totally Not Overpriced Or Obsolete Voice-First Headset That You Definitely Need In Your Life Because Everything Else Is Just So Last Season, Coming This Spring 2026 To Drain Your Wallet
🎧👂 BEACN just announced their brand new premium wireless headset, because who doesn’t need another expensive gadget to add to…
GUS G: ‘I Made The Super Original Decision To Not Join Any Other Bands After Playing With OZZY OSBOURNE Because I Didn’t Want To Be A Total Sellout Or Anything
In a shocking turn of events, Greek guitar virtuoso Gus G has revealed that he’s not a fan of being…
Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character
Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next…
«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…
Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
Death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…