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KORN Finally Releases Something That Will Make You Want To Reward Yourself With Earplugs For The Scars Their Music Will Leave On Your Ears
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KORN Finally Releases Something That Will Make You Want To Reward Yourself With Earplugs For The Scars Their Music Will Leave On Your Ears

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking News: KORN and Blizzard Entertainment Team Up to Create the Most Epic Collaboration of the Century 🀯🎸! But let’s…

Lacuna Coil in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
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Lacuna Coil in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 27, 2026

Gothic metal band from Milan, Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Escape the fate in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
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Escape the fate in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Metalcore from Las Vegas, Nevada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Axty in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
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Axty in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Modern metalcore from São Paulo, Brazil Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time
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Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

KORN is back, and they’re still pretending to be relevant 🀣. The band played their new song, “Reward The Scars”,…

πŸ“» Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 β€” Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🀘 OS Death Metal
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πŸ“» Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 β€” Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🀘 OS Death Metal

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Welcome back to the underground. ⚰️ — After the algorithms tried to bury our second broadcast, we relocated the studio…

Wolfarian in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)
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Wolfarian in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Folk Metal from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Dvalin in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)
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Dvalin in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Progressive Folk Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them
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UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh great, another super cool and totally not annoying death metal band has signed with a record label 🀘🎸. I…

Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
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Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…

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