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Pete Koller Claims Lou Koller Finally Sheds 70 Pounds of Tumor Weight
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Pete Koller Claims Lou Koller Finally Sheds 70 Pounds of Tumor Weight

Chord F. DiscordDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Lou Koller’s Esophagus is Having a Midlife Crisis and Started a Tumor Cult 🚨 😱🍔➡️🦠 In a plot…

PAUL DI’ANNO Left Us a Live Album Because Apparently Dying Wasn’t Enough Drama
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PAUL DI’ANNO Left Us a Live Album Because Apparently Dying Wasn’t Enough Drama

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

The Metal Messiah’s Posthumous Encore: Paul Di’Anno’s Ghost Band Drops Live Album from Beyond the Grave 🎤⚰️ In a move…

AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist
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AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears), AGNOSTIC FRONT’s…

WITHERING SCORN’s New Album: All Done, Just Like Your Last Relationship
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WITHERING SCORN’s New Album: All Done, Just Like Your Last Relationship

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎸 METAL DRUMMER’S NEW BAND FINALLY FINISHES SECOND ALBUM AFTER OMITTING ‘TOO COMMERCIAL’ TRACK 🤘 In a shocking twist that…

Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, It’s Not a Disease Outbreak)
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Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, It’s Not a Disease Outbreak)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

When Metal Legends Decide to Reboot Their Greatest Hits Like a Nostalgia-Packed Netflix Series So there I was, minding my…

Behemoth’s Nergal Absolutely Goes Full Santa Mode, Claims Christmas Is Just About Presents and Zero Holy Stuff
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Behemoth’s Nergal Absolutely Goes Full Santa Mode, Claims Christmas Is Just About Presents and Zero Holy Stuff

Chord F. DiscordDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

Breaking: Satanist Nergal Celebrates Christmas Like a Normal Person, Immediately Regrets It on Podcast 🎄😈 In a shocking turn of…

Blood Feast in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Blood Feast in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

Thrash Metal from Bayonne, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Corrupted Saint in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Corrupted Saint in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

Death/Thrash Metal from Jacksonville, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

3 piece thrash metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Deceptor in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Deceptor in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

Thrash Metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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