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Powerglove in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Powerglove in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 28, 2025

Power metal cover band from Boston, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Nekrogoblikon in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Nekrogoblikon in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 28, 2025

Melodic Death from Santa Barbara, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Brat in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Brat in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Grindcore from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Deathcore from St. Louis, Missouri Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ape Vermin in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
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Ape Vermin in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Aterra in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
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Aterra in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Legions of Doom in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
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Legions of Doom in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
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SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

🎸🤣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” 🙄,…

Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled
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Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Now they’re trying to poison REAL Americans with “Korean” jerky full of metal! Probably imported…

«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Vilnius, Lithuania (10/24/2025)
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«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Vilnius, Lithuania (10/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

Belarusian post-punk band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

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