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Tag: metalcore

Laniidae in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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Laniidae in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026August 17, 2026

Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026August 17, 2026

Metalcore/rock band from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

American Theory in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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American Theory in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026August 17, 2026

Post-hardcore/metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.
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Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh great, another metalcore band to add to the ever-growing pile of “same-old, same-old” 🙄. But wait, Swedish progressive metalcore…

Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase
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Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week is a feature on Heavy Consequence breaking down the top metal, punk, and…

Motionless In White in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
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Motionless In White in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

American metalcore from Scranton, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Fit For A King in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
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Fit For A King in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

American metalcore band from Tyler, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Chiodos Drop First New Track In 12 Years TAPDAT
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Chiodos Drop First New Track In 12 Years TAPDAT

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Chiodos have unleashed the single “TAPDAT,” the post-hardcore band’s first new song in 12 years. The track comes ahead of…

Hatebreed Drops New Album Fatal Paradox And Single Kill Count Increase
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Hatebreed Drops New Album Fatal Paradox And Single Kill Count Increase

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Hatebreed have announced Fatal Paradox, their first new album in six years. Ahead of its November 6th release, the band…

Trivium Teams Up with In Flames for Fall 2026 Tour
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Trivium Teams Up with In Flames for Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Trivium have announced a Fall 2026 North American tour featuring stacked support from In Flames, Orbit Culture, Fit for an…

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