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Trump Vetoing Bills Like It’s 2016: First Vetoes of Second Term Bring Back the Good Old Days
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Trump Vetoing Bills Like It’s 2016: First Vetoes of Second Term Bring Back the Good Old Days

Big ElephantDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Trump Just Nuked Two Deep State Infrastructure Bills—And the Libs Are Losing Their Minds In a stunning display of fiscal…

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die – Gore Verbinski’s Time Traveling Circus Starring Sam Rockwell Drops Poster
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die – Gore Verbinski’s Time Traveling Circus Starring Sam Rockwell Drops Poster

FinnDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

In a bold new cinematic experience that will make you question your life choices, Gore Verbinski’s latest film “Good Luck,…

ANDI DERIS Claims VAN HALEN’s Disaster Reunion Was HELLOWEEN’s Wake-Up Call to Not Screw the Pooch
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ANDI DERIS Claims VAN HALEN’s Disaster Reunion Was HELLOWEEN’s Wake-Up Call to Not Screw the Pooch

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

Andi Deris Just Dropped Some HILARIOUS And Absolutely Savage Truth Bombs About HELLOWEEN’s Reunion, And It Involves VAN HALEN’s Epic…

More House Republicans Suddenly Remember They Wanted to Be Governors After All That Toxic Air
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More House Republicans Suddenly Remember They Wanted to Be Governors After All That Toxic Air

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

Washington, D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, Republican lawmakers are fleeing the Capitol like rats from a sinking…

California Farmer Thought Wife Was Just Another Crop to Harvest, Gets Arrested for Murder in Arizona
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California Farmer Thought Wife Was Just Another Crop to Harvest, Gets Arrested for Murder in Arizona

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

California Farmer Arrested for Murdering Estranged Wife in Arizona — Because Nothing Says ‘Climate Crisis’ Like a Dead Farmer In…

Paramount’s New Deal to Warner Bros. Discovery: Larry Ellison Promises $40 Billion and a Free Trip to Mars
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Paramount’s New Deal to Warner Bros. Discovery: Larry Ellison Promises $40 Billion and a Free Trip to Mars

Big ElephantDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

What a Time to Be Alive: Larry Ellison Pledges His Entire Fortune to Save Hollywood from the Streaming Apocalypse In…

Wuthering Waves 3.0: Riding the Wind and Our Last Nerves with Lahai-Roi’s New Motorbike Madness
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Wuthering Waves 3.0: Riding the Wind and Our Last Nerves with Lahai-Roi’s New Motorbike Madness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Free-to-Play Game Adds Motorbike, World Explodes With Joy (And Probably Microtransactions) 🚨 So there I was, in sunny…

From Script to Cash: How a Film Development Team Gets You to $1 Million in Funding
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From Script to Cash: How a Film Development Team Gets You to $1 Million in Funding

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

Buckle up, broke filmmakers! 🎬✨ This “workshop” promises to teach you how to magically turn your $1M+ script into a…

Foundation First: Build a Business Fortress So Your Taxes Can’t Find You
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Foundation First: Build a Business Fortress So Your Taxes Can’t Find You

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

The real estate game isn’t just about flipping houses—it’s about flipping LLCs! Join Northwest Registered Agent’s webinar to learn how…

SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
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SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…

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