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GOP Suddenly Discovers Frugality in North Carolina
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GOP Suddenly Discovers Frugality in North Carolina

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the Republican party is throwing in the towel in North Carolina, at least when it…

Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
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Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…

Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
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Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…

Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
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Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…

MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify
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MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some utterly unsurprising news? 🤯 MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has officially surpassed one…

Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
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Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…

Lindsay Clancy Mistrial Costs Taxpayers Big Time Again
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Lindsay Clancy Mistrial Costs Taxpayers Big Time Again

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding the Lindsay Clancy trial just never ends. After…

AOC’s Totally Casual NY State Tour Definitely Not Campaigning
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AOC’s Totally Casual NY State Tour Definitely Not Campaigning

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s multi-day swing through parts of New York State, and I…

Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video
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Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…

FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife
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FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, two veteran FBI agents, Michael…

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