Cornell President Masters Art of Not Helping Jane Doe Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, identified as Jane Doe, is suing Cornell University over…
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Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All
The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe I am) 🤣! Get…
Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released
Jeremy Saulnier, one of the most underappreciated genre directors working today, is back with a new film that promises to…
Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…
STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-at-all-ironic news? 🤦♂️ STEEL PANTHER, the most tongue-in-cheek, über-macho, hair-metal-revival band out…
Seven Havens attempts to craft diverse world minus corporate meddling somehow
Another day, another dollar, another announcement from a publisher trying to milk a beloved franchise for all it’s worth. But,…
Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…
Cornell doles out super harsh extra homework for sex offenders
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cornell University, one of the top schools in the country, is…
Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…