Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…
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Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…
GOP Midterm Convention Attendance Apparently Optional This Year Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, and let me tell you, it’s…
Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a former forensic analyst for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, Yvonne “Missy”…
GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism “in all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…
KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough
Oh no, the drama never ends! 🤯 KISS bassist Gene Simmons is spilling all the tea about his former bandmates,…
Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤩 Christian metal pioneers STRYPER just dropped a brand new song,…
Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…
Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-made-up story of World War II? 🤣 I…
GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of human history, GWAR has announced that they’re…