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Tag: Microsoft

China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…

Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts
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Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Microsoft decided to crash the Snapdragon Summit party, and I’m not complaining. The company unveiled its next-generation portable Surface laptop…

Microsoft Axes More Jobs In Latest Xbox Restructuring Bloodletting
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Microsoft Axes More Jobs In Latest Xbox Restructuring Bloodletting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that surprises absolutely no one, Xbox has announced that it will be laying off…

Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash
Breaking, Games News

Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In the ever-unpredictable world of gaming, it seems like the only constant is the drama surrounding Hideo Kojima’s projects. Earlier…

Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Big Tech, the market leader for so long, is being overshadowed…

Xbox turns 25, gets fancy new coats to distract from aging game library
Breaking, Games News

Xbox turns 25, gets fancy new coats to distract from aging game library

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Microsoft’s “Everything is an XBOX” initiative just got a whole lot more interesting, thanks to Backbone’s latest announcement. The company…

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
Breaking, Games News

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…

Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag
Breaking, Games News

Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a side of fries with their forfeiture of free time, Microsoft is celebrating…

Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Jared Bridegan, a young Microsoft executive who was shot dead…

Town’s Economy Suddenly Not Terrible Thanks To Data Centers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Town’s Economy Suddenly Not Terrible Thanks To Data Centers

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Quincy, Washington, a small farming town, has become a hub…

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