XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…
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Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment
Microsoft’s Xbox Live is down, and I’m shocked. Said no one ever. The latest in a long line of outages…
Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…
Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments at the Mayo Clinic, where they’re using AI to help…
Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…
Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…
Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…
Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…
XBOX Cuts 1600 Jobs Because Sequels Weren’t Milking Enough Money Clearly
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Microsoft is laying off 4,800 employees, with 1,600 of those coming…
Oh Boy SpaceX Is Getting Wild
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX, the company founded by the one and only Elon Musk,…