Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Tag: Minions
Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money
Remember when Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey was going to “skip social media influencer screenings” and go straight to professional critics?…
Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump,…
Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our…
Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the fake news media trying to tear down our great nation…
New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals”…
Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…