Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our…
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Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the fake news media trying to tear down our great nation…
New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals”…
Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
AOC’s pathetic presidential pipe dream begins with road test farce
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…
Fake news inflation worst in three years allegedly
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…
Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes
Oh, great, another “news” article from the fake media trying to tear down our beloved President Trump and his amazing…
Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utopian paradise that is America under the magnificent leadership of…