Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation
I’m still trying to process the fact that 2026 is being hailed as a year of box office “triumphs.” And,…
Tag: Moana
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Moana Live Action Film Finds Itself In Tough Spot
There is one sequence in the remake of Moana that feels like it was worth all the time, effort, and…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!
Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…
Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…
The 15 Movies Hollywood Thinks Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse
2026: The Year Hollywood Decided to Throw a $2 Billion Birthday Party for Itself (And Accidentally Invited Us) Ah yes,…
‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
OMG! 🙄 Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? 🤯 Apparently, that’s enough…