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Tag: Modern Gaming

Marathon kicks PvE update down the road to December 8 in schedule shuffle
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Marathon kicks PvE update down the road to December 8 in schedule shuffle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

It looks like Bungie has taken a page out of the classic gaming playbook: announce a exciting update, build up…

Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again
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Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but CAPCOM is finally bringing back the Blue Bomber in a big way. Nearly…

MSI loads up back to school season with obscenely powerful desktops
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MSI loads up back to school season with obscenely powerful desktops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Back to school season is upon us, and you know what that means: a slew of shiny new desktops vying…

Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings
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Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

As I sit here, reminiscing about the good old days of online multiplayer, I’m reminded of the game that changed…

Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
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Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…

Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games
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Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glow of my screen, I’m reminded that the gaming industry is a never-ending…

Why Every Modern Game Needs a Battle Pass (Even If Nobody Asked)
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Why Every Modern Game Needs a Battle Pass (Even If Nobody Asked)

Milton TruthwellJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Today, you buy the game, then the Season Pass, then the Battle Pass, then the Premium Battle Pass, then the…

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