Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…
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‘One of Them Days’ Sequel: Prepare for More Existential Dread
Oh, great, more Keke Palmer and SZA. 🙄 Because we *totally* needed a sequel to ‘One of Them Days.’ I…
Hospitals: The New Five-Star Orphanage for DCS Drop-offs
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Democrat-run state! Can you believe this nonsense? These poor kids are stuck in…
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…
Karlovy Vary Film Fest Throws a Tantrum, Rebrands Industry Days with Useless Stage and a Place for Series to Die
Well, well, well, look who’s trying to stay relevant! The Karlovy Vary International Film Festival (KVIFF) is desperately clinging to…
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“Biden Stumbles Again, Blames Putin (Probably)” Old Joe did it again, folks! This time he tripped over a daisy (probably…
Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’
Oh, great, another inspirational biopic! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is more Hollywood patting itself on the back. Mark…
‘Incredibles 3’ Director Found—Prepare for Disappointment
Oh, honey, hold onto your capes because Pixar is about to unleash Incredibles 3, and it’s gonna be… something. 🍿 Get…
Lucy Liu, the Undisputed Queen of Everything, Gets a Tiny Award and Shows a Movie No One’s Heard Of
Oh, honey, look who it is! 👋 Lucy Liu, yes, THAT Lucy Liu, is gracing the peasants at the Locarno…
Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber’s bromance: Still going strong or awkward exes?
Oh, Scooter Braun, the guy who used to manage Justin Bieber, is now saying everything’s totally fine between them, even…