EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever
EVE FanFest 2026 is making waves in the gaming world, and we’re not just talking about the usual cosplay and…
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Get Ready for a Mind Blowing Experience of Endless Yellow Walls and Existential Dread in the MostThrilling Film of the Year Backrooms
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🎉👀 I mean, I know I am! 😂 Because, let’s…
Libs tremble at Trump’s mighty Indiana smackdown coming
Wow, can you believe the utter nonsense that’s still being spewed about our great nation and its fearless leader, President…
Liberal lawyer blames AI fordemocrat voters epic failure somehow still
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice
Altitude and Capelight Pictures are bringing Billy Wilder’s classic crime comedy, Some Like it Hot, to the UK for the…
LEGO Is Desperately Trying To Drain Your Wallet Again With A Ridiculously Expensive Minas Tirith To Celebrate 25 Years Of You Wasting Money On Plastic Bricks
LEGO Icons has just unveiled The Lord of the Rings: Minas Tirith – 25th Anniversary Legacy Collection, a celebration of…
Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life
It’s time to sound the alarm, folks! Sega, the legendary game developer, has just dropped a bombshell that’s left gamers…
TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday
In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…
Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, I know our great President Donald Trump is…
Oh no, Iran’s big cheese is hiding under his turban
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…