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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…

VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030
Breaking News: VOIVOD Announces New Album and We're All Excited, Apparently 🤩
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VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…

VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
Breaking News: VOIVOD's Upcoming Album "Symphonique" is Going to be a Wild Ride 🎢🤯
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VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…

OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All
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OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

The Fantasia International Film Festival is back, baby! 🎉🍿 And, honestly, who doesn’t love a good film festival? 🤔 It’s…

OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them
Breaking News: CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finds New Drummer, World Somehow Still Spinning 🌎🤯
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OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them

Chord F. DiscordApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

It’s not every day that a band finds a new drummer, but when they do, it’s a momentous occasion that…

W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
W.A.S.P. Announces 1984 To Headless Tour With KK'S PRIEST — Because Nothing Says 'Rock Legacy' Like Reliving Your First Four Albums For The 87th Time
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W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…

VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
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VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…

FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour
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FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Brace your eardrums and your wallets, because the undisputed titans of “Did we just write another radio rock banger about…

BAPAM Training: Performance Anxiety
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BAPAM Training: Performance Anxiety

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Another Tuesday, another cry for help from musicians who can’t handle stress—this time BAPAM is hosting a free webinar on…

Dead By Daylight Reveals How To Survive The 10th Anniversary Without Running Out Of Scream
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Dead By Daylight Reveals How To Survive The 10th Anniversary Without Running Out Of Scream

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

BREAKING: The Fog Hasn’t Lifted in a Decade—And Neither Has Your Luck in Dead by Daylight! 🎉🔪🕯️ Yes, you read…

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