Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie
Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters next month, because apparently, the 22 times you’ve already seen it on Disney+…
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Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them
At 88 years old, Ridley Scott is still directing films with a frequency that would put many of his younger…
More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
Another week, another deluge of new movies streaming into our lives, because what we really needed was more content to…
Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…
Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is getting a sequel, because of course it is. The film industry’s…
Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Ali G is back, and this time he’s got…
Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…
Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…
Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…
Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮♂️! But honestly,…