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‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)
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‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)

FinnJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, joy! 🙄 After a geological epoch of 30 years, during which the cinematic landscape evolved faster than a Charizard…

Air Dud: Golden Receiver? More Like Golden Retriever-ing This Tired Franchise From the Dog House
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Air Dud: Golden Receiver? More Like Golden Retriever-ing This Tired Franchise From the Dog House

FinnJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Oh, sweet suffering cinephiles, brace yourselves! 🏀🐕 The cinematic masterpiece that none of us asked for, *Air Bud Returns*, is…

‘Spinal Tap 2’: Prepare for a Sequel So Long-Awaited, It Might Just Break Your Back
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‘Spinal Tap 2’: Prepare for a Sequel So Long-Awaited, It Might Just Break Your Back

FinnJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Behold! The geriatric rockers of Spinal Tap, back to assault your eardrums and your intelligence, louder (debatable) and older (definitely)…

James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
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James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…

Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters
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Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters

FinnJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Okay, so remember when Marvel Studios acted like they had a CLUE what they were doing in the early MCU…

Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It
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Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 You guys, Christopher Nolan fans are, like, SOOOO extra. I mean, Universal puts tickets on sale for The…

‘Basic Instinct’ Is Back, Baby: Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
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‘Basic Instinct’ Is Back, Baby: Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Get ready to have your childhood memories violated! Joe Eszterhas, the mastermind behind the original Basic Instinct, is back to…

Carl Weathers in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’: From Caddy to Almighty Overlord of the Green?
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Carl Weathers in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’: From Caddy to Almighty Overlord of the Green?

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 As if Happy Gilmore 2 could get any more exciting! But hold up, drama alert! 🚨 Apparently, Carl…

Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)
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Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, great, 🙄 Taika Waititi, the guy who admitted he only did Thor: Ragnarok because he was broke 🤣 and…

Fantastic Four: First Steps Takes a Step Back by Kicking a Classic Villain to the Curb
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Fantastic Four: First Steps Takes a Step Back by Kicking a Classic Villain to the Curb

FinnJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh no! 😱 Malkovich got the boot from The Fantastic Four: First Steps! Was it his acting? Nah, probably just…

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