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“Sea Boys” Movie Night: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” Movie Night: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

OMG!😱 RAD Arts Foundation presents: 🎬SEA BOYS! Starring Afshin Hashemi & Mona Farjad! Seen at the 24th Shanghai International Film…

Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)
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Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! 🔥🏠 A shy pyromaniac with imaginary friends goes to a vineyard! 🍇🍷He’s trapped between family drama and a love…

15th Annual Summer Shorts Movie Jam: Prepare to witness cinematic atrocities made in 48 hours
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15th Annual Summer Shorts Movie Jam: Prepare to witness cinematic atrocities made in 48 hours

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Join the 15th Annual 48 Hour Film Fest 🎬 at Berkeley Community Media! Watch brave artists ✨ make…

‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
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‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain

FinnAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, our beloved 🤡Harley Quinn🤡 almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…

Sunset Boulevard: Old Movie, Older Theater, Priceless Dust
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Sunset Boulevard: Old Movie, Older Theater, Priceless Dust

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Secret Movie Club PRESENTS *Sunset Boulevard* (Billy Wilder, William Holden, Gloria Swanson!), 🎬as part of their LA LOVES MOVIES…

Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff
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Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents:**Chinatown in 35mm, August 23, 2025, 12:45pm! 2-for-1 tickets if you buy before August 14,…

Maab Chixx Movie Premiere: More Like a Black HOLE Event, Am I Right
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Maab Chixx Movie Premiere: More Like a Black HOLE Event, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

MAAB CHIXX MOVIE PREMIERE😂🤣! WJCT Soundstage! Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece🎬 (or something)! Michael Carter, grant winner🏆, presents this gem💎!…

SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy
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SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**Want to be a star? 🌟 MMTB’s “make a movie” event is here!** Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, and WRITERS to compete…

OMG! Giant Lizard About to Ruin Your Day!
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OMG! Giant Lizard About to Ruin Your Day!

FinnAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Oh, honey, brace yourselves because CLUE®: Godzilla is stomping its way into your utterly pathetic lives on September 24, 2025!…

“The Disinvited” Gets Rescued from the VHS Graveyard by Dark Star Pictures
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“The Disinvited” Gets Rescued from the VHS Graveyard by Dark Star Pictures

FinnAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Dark Star Pictures, bless their cotton socks, has decided to unleash upon the world a cinematic masterpiece – or, you…

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