Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Alright, Marvel Zombies, brace yourselves! ðĪŠ Marvel Studios Canada, bless their maple-syrup-infused hearts, is throwing a “free” (as if anything’s…
OMG! ð You guys, Christopher Nolan fans are, like, SOOOO extra. I mean, Universal puts tickets on sale for The…
Get ready to have your childhood memories violated! Joe Eszterhas, the mastermind behind the original Basic Instinct, is back to…
OMG! ðą As if Happy Gilmore 2 could get any more exciting! But hold up, drama alert! ðĻ Apparently, Carl…
Oh, great, ð Taika Waititi, the guy who admitted he only did Thor: Ragnarok because he was broke ðĪĢ and…
Get ready to flush your money down the digital toiletð―! Scopely, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greedðĪ),…
“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack),” featuring all original music by NINE INCH NAILS (because who else would Disney hire?…
Oh great, another Mortal Kombat movie. ð Just what the world needed! Warner Bros. decided to grace us with a…
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recentâĶ *choices* ð), has decided…
Oh no! ðą Malkovich got the boot from The Fantastic Four: First Steps! Was it his acting? Nah, probably just…
