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Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…
Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything
The drama, the excitement, the utter chaos that is the Michael Jackson biopic! 🎬👀 It’s like a never-ending soap opera,…
CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle Between He-Man and His Ego in the New Trailer!
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news has just been announced: a new Masters of the Universe movie is coming,…
Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game
The Elden Ring movie is happening, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or terrified 🎥😱. I mean,…
D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway
Life in the D-Topia facility is literally the most perfect thing you’ve ever heard of 🤩, right? I mean, who…
Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer has dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?)…
Ending was like an M Night Shyamalan movie Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For
You won’t believe the sorcery that’s happening here, folks! 🎉🔮 They’ve actually conjured up a sequel to Practical Magic, a…