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Harry Potter TV Show Trailer Drops, Wizards Everywhere Lose Their Wands Over It
Breaking, Movie News

Harry Potter TV Show Trailer Drops, Wizards Everywhere Lose Their Wands Over It

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

So, after roughly a billion dollars in merchandising, theme parks, and questionable wizard-themed weddings, the wizarding world is back —…

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Nintendo just threw Starfox fans a bone, and yes, it's furry, blue, and flying an Arwing into theaters
Breaking, Movie News

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…

30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life
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30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh great, another re-release of a film that’s older than your grandma’s dentures. This time, it’s “30 Days of Night”…

Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!
Scary Movie 6: The Final Chapter (Until the Next One)
Breaking, Movie News

Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Twenty-six years after surviving the most recognizable Halloween costume in cinematic history, the Core Four are back to prove that…

‘Harry Potter’ TV Show Drops Trailer, and It’s Just Like the Movies But With More Waiting
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‘Harry Potter’ TV Show Drops Trailer, and It’s Just Like the Movies But With More Waiting

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh great, another Harry Potter reboot — because apparently the last 20 years of films and theme parks weren’t enough.…

John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?
John Boyega Might Return to Star Wars… or Maybe He's Just Trolling Us All
Breaking, Movie News

John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh look, it’s Finn’s triumphant return to the galaxy far, far away—or at least his phone call to Dave Filoni.…

Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older
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Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older

FinnMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio are at it again, because apparently making six movies together wasn’t enough to satisfy their…

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The Art Meetup: Where Creatives Pretend to Network While Secretly Judging Each Other’s Work!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

**Attention all artsy-fartsy NYC dwellers!** 🎨✨ Need a place to escape the soul-sucking grind of networking events? Look no further!…

Hollywood Minute: Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio Filming with Martin Scorsese — Because Apparently the World Needs More A-List Actors Making Us Feel Inferior About Our Life Choices
Another Hollywood Disaster in the Making?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN, Movie News

Hollywood Minute: Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio Filming with Martin Scorsese — Because Apparently the World Needs More A-List Actors Making Us Feel Inferior About Our Life Choices

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

So now the liberal elites are at it again. Martin Scorsese, that aging director who hasn’t made a decent film…

Martin McDonagh’s Wild Horse Nine: When Horses Get Wilder Than Your Ex’s Instagram Stories
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Martin McDonagh’s Wild Horse Nine: When Horses Get Wilder Than Your Ex’s Instagram Stories

FinnMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Oh great, another McDonagh film where people say “f***” a lot and stare at each other menacingly. But hey, this…

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