Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc
OMG! 🙄 Like, who even cares about another documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET? Seriously, are we still milking…
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Oviedo’s ‘Coco’ Fiasco: Prepare for a Park Cry-Fest, October 2025
**OMG! Oviedo, FL, is so lit 🔥 on October 24, 2025, at 357 Center Lake Lane! Food trucks 5-9pm! A…
Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…
Crime 101: Chris Hemsworth and a bunch of other famous people try not to trip over their own feet in a new heist movie trailer
Ah, yes, another gritty crime drama set in the glamorous cesspool that is Los Angeles. Because we haven’t seen enough…
Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…
Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested
OMG, you guys, like, music in movies? Groundbreaking. 🙄 It’s not just some random noise to fill the void while…
Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”
Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…
Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG
OMG 😱😱😱! Swedish metallers DARK TRANQUILLITY, probably bored out of their minds 😴, decided to “pay tribute” (read: shamelessly leech…
Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean: A Car So Bad, Even Time Couldn’t Fix It
**OMG! 😱 Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean in ‘Back to the Future’?!?!? Like, how dare he??? 😡 Is nothing…
Justices to Mull Over Whether Druggies Should Pack Heat, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
The Supreme Court, packed with President Trump’s brilliant picks, is bravely wading into the swamp to determine if drug-addled leftists…