Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment
Oh, great, another superhero game! 🙄 As if we don’t have enough of those already. Insomniac Games, those guys who…
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Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Ruining Wuthering Heights: The Trailer
From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin 🗑️, Warner Bros. Pictures, and self-proclaimed auteur Emerald Fennell (yes, *that* Emerald Fennell…
Wake Up, Buttercup: Another Knives Out Trailer to Judge Harshly
Daniel Craig is BACK (again) as Benoit Blanc in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, because apparently, Rian…
Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Oh, great. 🙄 Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t sink any lower, they’re making a movie about Labubu. Yes, those…
Astrology Fans Tricked Into Watching Movie About Space Rock
OMG! 🙄 Devante meets Liz at a totally lit San Francisco house party. ✨ Instant attraction! They ditch the party,…
“The Green Box” Film: Massholes Get a Movie Screening
**OMG! 😴 Prepare for GREEN BOX, a snooze-fest doc by Dream Catcher Films Entertainment! 🎬 WWII trauma? 😭 Martin Sheen’s…
‘Star Trek’ Finally Crawls Out of Its Grave for Another Reboot
🤣 Oh, sweet Jesus, they’re STILL trying to make another Star Trek movie? It’s been a whole DECADE since they last boldly…
Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive
OMG! 🚨 The Red Cross, bless their cotton socks (which, incidentally, you can get for FREE!), is teaming up with…
“The Hidden Lines” Movie Premiere: Prepare for Disappointment in Zero Gravity
OMG! 🙄 Watch “The Hidden Lines” at Zero Gravity Taproom, Vermont! 🤣 Adam Kruszyna, ski guru, maps stuff and skis.…
Council Dooms Future, Blames it on Bad Lighting in Film Series
OMG! Future Council movie! 🎬 See how bad your choices mess up the climate! 🌍 Then, listen to preachy youths…