Merry-Go-Round? More Like Scary-Go-Nowhere!
**OMG! 5 woke students from Howard University sat on a merry-go-round in Maryland in 1960. 🤣 Arrests! Headlines! White people…
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Tim Burton’s SWEENEY TODD in REAL Film? OMG!
SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents:Sweeney Todd, Oct 19, 2025, 9 PM. At the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles,…
Bacari W. Adams Presents: Jennifer’s Body (Because What Else Is There to Do?)
🤣Calling all BACARI “fans”! Prepare for ultimate cringe!🤣 Movie Nights at Bacari! 🤮 Every week in October, enjoy “spooky” classics…
Tim Burton’s SLEEPY HOLLOW on ACTUAL Film (Not That Digital Crap) at the Million Dollar Theater
**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: “Sleepy Hollow” (2007) in GLORIOUS 35mm (maybe, we have a DCP backup 🤫) as…
Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?
**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: Tim Burton’s ED WOOD 🎬 (1994) on GLORIOUS 35mm 🎞️ (maybe, we have a…
Hollywood’s Epic Fail: Come Watch Our Movie & Toss Us Some Cash
**OMG! 🙄 Robert Silver, a 7-time “award-winning” director, is gracing The New Parkway Cinema, 474 24th St, Oakland, CA, on…
Bullet Rush: More Like Bullet…Snooze, AmIRite?
**OMG! 🙄 “Bullet Rush” Movie Premiere at the Plaza Theatre!** 🤣 Prepare for *thrills*! 🤡 Tickets available! 🤑 Don’t miss…
Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?
**🤣Tim Burton Spooky👻 Spectacular 35mm💩 Marathon! Sunday, October 19, 2025, Million Dollar Theater. Showing 4 of Tim Burton’s ‘greatest’ movies…
So You Think You Can Dress: A “Devil Wears Prada” Rooftop Catwalk Fail
**OMG!** 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 Wireless headphones? Plush beanbags? 🤣 “Cityscape views” (aka buildings).…
“I Hate Love” Movie Premieres: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? How will people find their next overpriced avocado…