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Drive-in Theaters: From Pandemic Savior to Relic of the Past? CNN Asks the Tough Questions (Spoiler: Who Cares)
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Drive-in Theaters: From Pandemic Savior to Relic of the Past? CNN Asks the Tough Questions (Spoiler: Who Cares)

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Drive-ins are making a comeback? More like a desperate grasp for relevance in a world that’s moved on! These relics…

“Sea Boys” Movie Night: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” Movie Night: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

OMG!😱 RAD Arts Foundation presents: 🎬SEA BOYS! Starring Afshin Hashemi & Mona Farjad! Seen at the 24th Shanghai International Film…

Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)
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Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! 🔥🏠 A shy pyromaniac with imaginary friends goes to a vineyard! 🍇🍷He’s trapped between family drama and a love…

15th Annual Summer Shorts Movie Jam: Prepare to witness cinematic atrocities made in 48 hours
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15th Annual Summer Shorts Movie Jam: Prepare to witness cinematic atrocities made in 48 hours

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Join the 15th Annual 48 Hour Film Fest 🎬 at Berkeley Community Media! Watch brave artists ✨ make…

‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
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‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain

FinnAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, our beloved 🤡Harley Quinn🤡 almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…

Sunset Boulevard: Old Movie, Older Theater, Priceless Dust
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Sunset Boulevard: Old Movie, Older Theater, Priceless Dust

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Secret Movie Club PRESENTS *Sunset Boulevard* (Billy Wilder, William Holden, Gloria Swanson!), 🎬as part of their LA LOVES MOVIES…

Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff
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Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents:**Chinatown in 35mm, August 23, 2025, 12:45pm! 2-for-1 tickets if you buy before August 14,…

Maab Chixx Movie Premiere: More Like a Black HOLE Event, Am I Right
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Maab Chixx Movie Premiere: More Like a Black HOLE Event, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

MAAB CHIXX MOVIE PREMIERE😂🤣! WJCT Soundstage! Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece🎬 (or something)! Michael Carter, grant winner🏆, presents this gem💎!…

SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy
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SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**Want to be a star? 🌟 MMTB’s “make a movie” event is here!** Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, and WRITERS to compete…

OMG! Giant Lizard About to Ruin Your Day!
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OMG! Giant Lizard About to Ruin Your Day!

FinnAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Oh, honey, brace yourselves because CLUE®: Godzilla is stomping its way into your utterly pathetic lives on September 24, 2025!…

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