Daniel Day-Lewis dusts off his acting muscles for the cinematic masterpiece “Anemone” trailer, you peasants
Oh, look, another movie! 🙄 As if we needed more moving pictures to distract us from the impending doom of…
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‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry
OMG! 🙄 Archie is getting a MOVIE?! 🎬 Like, who even asked for this? 🤷♀️ Is Hollywood seriously out of…
Colin Farrell Hides in Macau Like a Coward in ‘Ballad of a Tiny Gambler’ Trailer
Oh, look! Another movie where Colin Farrell mumbles his way through existential dread! 🙄 In “Ballad of a Small Player,”…
Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread
Kaleidoscope Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, have graced us with a trailer for Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror.…
Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)
Okay, so 🙄Avengers: Endgame, right? Like, it was supposed to be the biggest, most epic thing EVER. And, I guess…
Fallout Season 2 Teaser: Prepare for More Irradiated Blandness
Ah, yes, another entry into the “Fallout” saga. Because we *totally* needed more of this. Prime Video, bless their cotton…
“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)
Oh, look, another “taut psychological crime thriller” 🙄. Because we haven’t seen enough of those, right? This cinematic masterpiece 🎬…
Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction
OMG! 🙄 Mark Hamill, bless his heart ❤️, thought *Star Wars* was a *Flash Gordon* parody? Seriously? Dude was probably…
Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…
MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next
So, some dude named Mat Sinner, (real name Matthias Lasch, because apparently “Mat Sinner” wasn’t edgy enough for his momma…