Super Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer: Prepare for Liftoff (and Disappointment)
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is allegedly an animated film based on the world of Super Mario Bros., continuing the…
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Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
Woody and Buzz, those dusty relics of childhood, are back for Toy Story 5, because apparently, Pixar ran out of…
Marty Supreme: Timothée Chalamet graces us with his presence in a gripping table tennis spectacle, courtesy of Josh Safdie’s cinematic masterpiece
Well, well, well, what have we here? Another cinematic masterpiece 🙄? It’s Marty Supreme, the latest offering from that darling…
Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?
So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? 🙄 Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…
Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame
Perhaps Glen Powell was workshopping his USP. Cruise runs (away from decent scripts), Brad eats (everything on set, allegedly), Denzel…
The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming
Okay, folks, buckle up because eight years (!!!) after the “explosive” (🙄) Season One finale, Prime Video and the BBC…
Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House
**Aliens are real, and they’re screening “Men in Black” on November 14th at the New York Hall of Science (47-01…
“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”
OMG! 🙄The Old State Capitol is throwing a party 🎉 on November 16, 6:00 – 8:00 p.m. for Ken Burns’…
Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish
OMG! 🙄The Gemini movie premiere at the Conference Center at the Main Library? 🎉 Be there or be square! Prepare…
Chatham Cinema Dims the Lights for “The Strange Dark”—Prepare for Existential Dread and Overpriced Popcorn
**OMG! The Strange Dark is coming to Chatham! 🤩 After 25+ film festivals & 30+ award nominations, including Best Everything,…