Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently
Because the world was desperately waiting for it, Marvel has announced a third Black Panther movie. The latest installment in…
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More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…
Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway
The Stath is back, and this time he’s on a boat, because why not? 🚣♂️ I mean, who needs a…
Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner
Three years after it was first announced, Amazon is ready to debut its live-action Blade Runner television series, dubbed Blade…
Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…
Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…
Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas
It’s Christmas in July for Johnny Depp fans, because in Hollywood, every day is a holiday as long as there’s…
Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…