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Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash
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Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts surprising and intriguing, acclaimed director Brad Bird has passed on helming the next installment…

Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
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Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…

Virtue Gets Smashed by Gaming’s Favorite Sledgehammer
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Virtue Gets Smashed by Gaming’s Favorite Sledgehammer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Well, it looks like Devolver Digital is at it again, trying to make us feel all the feels with their…

Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm
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Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The drama surrounding Kojima Productions’ upcoming title, Physint, has been the talk of the town, and I’m not surprised. I…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…

TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”
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TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The most exciting thing about this article is the fact that it’s about a movie, and who doesn’t love movies?…

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