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Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
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Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time

FinnApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

The prophecy has been fulfilled, and Mel Brooks, the almighty space wizard, has finally made Spaceballs 2 at the ripe…

Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
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Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…

Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel
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Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The con is back on, and we’re not just talking about the plot of the new Ocean’s 11 movie 🎥!…

Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
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Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…

Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
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Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused

FinnApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, folks! 🎉👀 This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…

Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled
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Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled

FinnApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The whopping failure of the 2017 Power Rangers reboot is still a sore spot for some fans, but let’s be…

Steven Spielberg Got Scared of All the Math and Science Stuff in Interstellar and Ran Away with His Tail Between His Legs
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Steven Spielberg Got Scared of All the Math and Science Stuff in Interstellar and Ran Away with His Tail Between His Legs

FinnApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

So, you want to know about Steven Spielberg and his failed attempt to direct Interstellar? 🚀👽 Well, buckle up, folks,…

Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself
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Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself

FinnApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Oh no, the world almost lost the one and only Michael J. Fox, or so CNN thought 🙅‍♂️! The legendary…

Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes
Reshoots: Because Your Movie Wasn't Already Perfect, Apparently 🤷‍♂️
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Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes

FinnApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

So, you’ve heard the rumors, folks: reshoots are the kiss of death for any movie. Or are they? 🤔 I…

The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up
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The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up

FinnApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

The Boys Season 4 finale was almost cancelled due to a real-life assassination attempt on President Donald Trump, because who…

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