Nintendo’s Movie Rampage: Prepare for a Never-Ending Stream of Pixelated Blockbusters
Well, well, well, look who’s decided to grace the silver screen again! 🙄 Nintendo, bless their hearts, is apparently doubling…
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Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: Back for More Bandages and Bad Decisions
OMG 😱! Are you serious?! Another Mummy movie? Starring BRENDAN FRASER 👴 and RACHEL WEISZ 👵?! It’s like Universal Pictures…
Fortnite: From Noob to Blockbuster—Prepare for a Tarantino-esque Beatdown
OMG! 😱 More “leaks” for Fortnite, because apparently Epic Games can’t keep a secret to save their digital lives. This…
Youth Documentary Academy’s new cinematic masterpieces hit the scene, prepare to be amazed (or not)
OMG! 🙄 World Premiere of ✨NEW✨ films from the Youth Documentary Academy! Prepare to be BORED! 😴 Topics: body image…
KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew
Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who bailed on KORN in ’05 ’cause he found Jesus (or maybe Jesus found his…
Houston’s “Funniest” (allegedly) Comedy Showcase
Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club is the “perfect destination” 🙄 for your oh-so-exciting nights. Forget Netflix,…
Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die
**OMG! Hemet Film Fest YEAR 3! 🤣 Still going? At the HISTORIC Hemet Theatre! 🎭 Films from the Inland Empire?…
SF Opera Unleashes Double Dose of Monkey Business
**OMG! 🐒 SF Opera’s Engagement Dept is screening Monkey King at the Great Star Theater in Chinatown! FREE! 🎬 From…
The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…
2025 Campaign Trail: Democrats Already Eyeing 2028 Because 2024 Is So Last Year
The 2025 campaign trail has turned into a clown show for 2028 hopefuls, all desperate to save the failing Democratic…