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Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave
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Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement as…

Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
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Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…

Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab
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Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to get hyped for a game that’s still a fiscal year away from release, because what’s…

Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
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Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…

Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check
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Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

The gaming industry has finally reached the pinnacle of success, with a worth of over $200 billion and still growing.…

Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
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Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…

Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit
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Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The mobile gaming landscape is once again a barren wasteland, devoid of original ideas and populated by the corpses of…

Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
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Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…

Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
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Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…

Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…

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