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Xbox Game Pass Now Free For Everyone Except You, Suckers, Prices Actually Doubling For The Cool Kids
The gaming world is about to get a whole lot more affordable, and we're not crying, you're crying 🤣!
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Xbox Game Pass Now Free For Everyone Except You, Suckers, Prices Actually Doubling For The Cool Kids

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

The price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is dropping from $29.99 to $22.99 per month, because who needs that extra…

Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough the First Time Around with Even More Attack on Titan Madness
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Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough the First Time Around with Even More Attack on Titan Madness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

The ultimate news for all you gamer nerds out there: Dead by Daylight is bringing back its iconic 2v8 game…

Epic Games Totally Not Panicking About Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3 Delay Rumours That Are Definitely Not True
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Epic Games Totally Not Panicking About Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3 Delay Rumours That Are Definitely Not True

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Big news, folks! 🚨👀 The internet is abuzz with rumors of a delay in Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3, but…

Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover
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Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

NightByte Games and Behaviour Interactive are finally done messing around with their new game, It Has My Face, and it’s…

The Last of Us Online Got Cancelled Faster Than My Social Life After Playing The Last of Us
The Last of Us Online: A Cautionary Tale of Gaming's Fake News and Broken Dreams 📰👀
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The Last of Us Online Got Cancelled Faster Than My Social Life After Playing The Last of Us

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

So, you thought you knew the whole story behind the cancellation of The Last of Us Online? 🤔 Think again,…

Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality
The Epic Return of Conan The Barbarian: Because You Clearly Didn't Have Enough Beefcake in Your Life 🤣
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Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The developers behind Jotunnslayer: Hordes of Hel have announced a DLC that brings the one and only Conan The Barbarian…

The Agonizing Decision of the Century: Will You Waste Your Life on Hearthstone, Get Addicted to Slay the Spire 2, or Settle for the Clearly Superior Balatro
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The Agonizing Decision of the Century: Will You Waste Your Life on Hearthstone, Get Addicted to Slay the Spire 2, or Settle for the Clearly Superior Balatro

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

So, you want to know about digital card games, huh? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, they’re a thing, and…

Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!
Hold onto your controllers, folks, because Xbox just dropped the Xbox Partner Preview 2026, and it's wilder than a loot box drop rate!
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Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Three days ago, Xbox announced its upcoming March 2026 Xbox Partner Preview, and today, it finally graced our screens like…

Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others
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Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Alright, Resident Evil fans, buckle up. We’re diving headfirst into the best and worst of the series’ 30-year history. It’s…

2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
BAFTA 2026 Game Awards Nominations: The Gaming World Holds Its Breath (Or Maybe Just Its Stomach)
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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…

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