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SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
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SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…

5 Super Obvious Ways to Save Money on Gaming That You Definitely Haven’t Already Thought Of Because You’re Clearly a Responsible Adult Who Doesn’t Spend All Their Paycheck on Loot Boxes
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5 Super Obvious Ways to Save Money on Gaming That You Definitely Haven’t Already Thought Of Because You’re Clearly a Responsible Adult Who Doesn’t Spend All Their Paycheck on Loot Boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Gamers are spending more than ever, but who needs personal financial responsibility, right? 🤑 According to Circana, total U.S. video…

Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
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Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…

Game of Thrones: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of People Screaming at Each Other in the Original Series, Now There’s a Mobile Game Called Dragonfire
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Game of Thrones: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of People Screaming at Each Other in the Original Series, Now There’s a Mobile Game Called Dragonfire

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic dragon riding and throne claiming? 🐉👑 With only a few weeks…

Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
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Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all 😂. I mean, who…

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet, Now With More Explosions and a Side of Kimchi
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet, Now With More Explosions and a Side of Kimchi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready for another epic installment of Call of Duty, because Infinity Ward and Activision Blizzard have just announced the…

Halo Fans Rejoice Because They Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing The Same Games Over And Over Already
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Halo Fans Rejoice Because They Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing The Same Games Over And Over Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

We’ve got some “exciting” news for all you Halo fans out there 🚀👀! It seems like we’re not just getting…

Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders
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Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready to jump into hyperspace and speed through the galaxy like a nerfherder with the new Star Wars racing…

PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection
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PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh great, another opportunity for gamers to feel good about themselves while playing video games 🙄. The team behind the…

Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle
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Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Far Far West is a game that’s so crazy, it just might work 🤪. With its wacky cartoon aesthetic, roguelike…

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