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Tag: Music History

Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party
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Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Jack and Sharon Osbourne…

Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA
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Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can relive the magic of Ozzy Osbourne and…

Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time
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Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry’s motto is “never say die” (or at least not…

Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus
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Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the circus is coming to town, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
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Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans
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Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤩 Gibson is releasing a super limited edition guitar, and by super…

Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again
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Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

It’s time to dust off those old Tears For Fears albums, because the band has announced a reissue project for…

Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
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Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…

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