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Tag: Music History

Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus
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Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the circus is coming to town, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
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Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans
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Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤩 Gibson is releasing a super limited edition guitar, and by super…

Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again
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Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

It’s time to dust off those old Tears For Fears albums, because the band has announced a reissue project for…

Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
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Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…

Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
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Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…

William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
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William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…

Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave
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Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement as…

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