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Cro-Mags Icon Harley Flanagan Quits Touring Band Revisits Debut Album
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Cro-Mags Icon Harley Flanagan Quits Touring Band Revisits Debut Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Cro-Mags singer-bassist Harley Flanagan says he’s “done grinding it out on tour,” citing the physical toll and rigors of life…

Foo Fighters Launch 2026 Tour with Queens of the Stone Age
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Foo Fighters Launch 2026 Tour with Queens of the Stone Age

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Foo Fighters launched their North American “Take Cover” summer tour at Rogers Stadium in Toronto on Tuesday evening, August 4th,…

Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never
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Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen has announced a new album titled Hell or High Water, due out November 13 via Music…

Dawn Richard Drops New Album Creole Culture And Single Enough
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Dawn Richard Drops New Album Creole Culture And Single Enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Dawn Richard has announced her new album, Creole Culture, due out October 9th via Merge Records. The New Orleans multidisciplinary…

Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Sleep, the legendary stoner doom metal act, have announced their first album in eight years, titled Hempispheres. The band has…

Lollapalooza Festivalgoer Stuck in Knee Deep Mud
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Lollapalooza Festivalgoer Stuck in Knee Deep Mud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

As Lollapalooza and its attendees faced severe conditions over the weekend, with rain turning the main grounds into a mud…

Brandon Flowers Considers Quitting Music Career Suddenly
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Brandon Flowers Considers Quitting Music Career Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

As he further promotes his latest solo album, The Killers frontman Brandon Flowers has revealed that he’s been contemplating quitting…

Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup
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Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Disney has unveiled a new “Villains Collection” of merchandise including a line of extreme-metal-inspired shirt designs. According to the Disney…

Queens of the Stone Age Launch Complaint Hotline
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Queens of the Stone Age Launch Complaint Hotline

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age have launched a 24/7 complaint hotline, where fans, friends, and foes can air their grievances…

New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years
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New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Their own modifier may no longer prove so accurate, but for the first time in 28 years, New Radicals are…

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