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Tag: Music

RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
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RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…

IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
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IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…

Phil Anselmo Finally Not Screaming On New Down Album Miracles Happen
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Phil Anselmo Finally Not Screaming On New Down Album Miracles Happen

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of you demanded it,…

Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
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Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen

FinnJuly 14, 2026

This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…

Queens of the Stone Age Drop New Track Easy Street
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Queens of the Stone Age Drop New Track Easy Street

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age have unveiled the new single “Easy Street.” The song’s official release comes after its performance…

Candlebox Unveils Cant Quit You Fall 2026 US Tour Dates
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Candlebox Unveils Cant Quit You Fall 2026 US Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Candlebox have announced the “Can’t Quit You” Fall 2026 US tour, marking a return to the road after previously embarking…

Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games
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Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glow of my screen, I’m reminded that the gaming industry is a never-ending…

Beabadoobee drops new shoegaze track Switchblade
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Beabadoobee drops new shoegaze track Switchblade

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

beabadoobee has released her new song, “Switchblade,” the second single from her upcoming fourth album, Pylon, due out September 18th…

Twin Temple Drops New Album Doomed Lovers And Title Track
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Twin Temple Drops New Album Doomed Lovers And Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Twin Temple have announced their new album, Doomed Lovers, a record made among personal turmoil for the married duo. As…

Iron Maiden Sells Half Of Music Catalog To Pophouse Entertainment
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Iron Maiden Sells Half Of Music Catalog To Pophouse Entertainment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Iron Maiden have sold half the rights to their music and likenesses to Pophouse Entertainment. Pophouse is the same production…

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