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Tag: Music

DJ Drops Beats While Yogi Attempts to Find Inner Peace Amidst Soul Ties
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DJ Drops Beats While Yogi Attempts to Find Inner Peace Amidst Soul Ties

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🧘‍♂️🌪️ Brace yourselves, Tampa! On February 16, 2026, from 9:00 AM to 10:00 AM at Armature Works (1200 N Boulevard,…

STC 2026 KICKOFF CELEBRATION: WHEN THE FUTURE OF TELECOM FINALLY GETS A SPARKLE
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STC 2026 KICKOFF CELEBRATION: WHEN THE FUTURE OF TELECOM FINALLY GETS A SPARKLE

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Time Travelers Confused – New Year’s Party Scheduled for January 10, 2026! 🎉📅 Join us at STC Rowland…

Riot! at the Disco: Where Eyeliner Meets Mosh Pit [Chicago]
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Riot! at the Disco: Where Eyeliner Meets Mosh Pit [Chicago]

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Emo Kids Reunite to Scream About Feelings They Still Haven’t Processed 🚨 In a stunning turn of events…

Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve
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Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, HUMANS! 🚨 To enter our magical realm of music and questionable life choices, we demand a REAL ID—yes,…

Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic – Because Nothing Says Middle Age Like EDM and Edibles
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Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic – Because Nothing Says Middle Age Like EDM and Edibles

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🏔️🚨 BREAKING: Mary Jane Turns 50 & Big Gigantic’s Playing FREE Bong… I Mean, Music! 🎸💨 📍 Rendezvous Event Center,…

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BAPAM Training: How to Look Confident While Secretly Panicking Like a Cat in a Vacuum Cleaner Convention

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

🎭 BAPAM’s Free “Don’t Panic, Just Perform!” Workshop: Where Musicians Learn to Sweat Gracefully Under Pressure 🎺 📅 Dec 2,…

The Midnight Circus at The Trade Hotel is where Gatsby MKE will make you feel like a confused clown on NYE
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The Midnight Circus at The Trade Hotel is where Gatsby MKE will make you feel like a confused clown on NYE

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 31, 2025

Ring in 2026 in Grand Style!Step right up and prepare to be dazzled; this New Year’s Eve, Gatsby MKE presents…

CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ALEX WEBSTER Claims Death Metal Is Basically SLAYER’s Unhinged Lovechild
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CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ALEX WEBSTER Claims Death Metal Is Basically SLAYER’s Unhinged Lovechild

Chord F. DiscordDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

When Death Metal Was Just Dad’s Old Rock Records and a Dream 😈🎸 Back in the day, before streaming algorithms…

MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’
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MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Move over, Beethoven—Marty Friedman just dropped the most metal classical album since Mozart tried to shred on a harpsichord! 🤘🎶…

Pure Project Celebrates 10 Years of Being Purely Extra
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Pure Project Celebrates 10 Years of Being Purely Extra

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 31, 2025

🎉 The Return of the Beer Fest: A Decade of Hops and Hilarity! 🍺 📅 January 31st, 2026 📍 Pure…

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