GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)
Behold, feeble humans! Your 👽alien overlords in GWAR, those pioneers of making music that sounds like a garbage truck falling…
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Behold, feeble humans! Your 👽alien overlords in GWAR, those pioneers of making music that sounds like a garbage truck falling…
Ah, HATEBREED, those stalwarts of Connecticut hardcore/metal (is there even a difference anymore?🤔), have finally graced us with new music…
OMG 😱! Some dude filmed GHOST playing “Square Hammer” in Philly on July 19th. Like, who even uses phones anymore?…
😂OMG! Fortnite, the game that refuses to die, is collabing with the Fantastic Four? 🙄Seriously? As if we needed more…
Behold! During his totally epic “Summer Blood Storm” European tour (because blood storms are TOTALLY a thing, right? 🙄), Wednesday…
OMG, you guys! LINKIN PARK, the band that peaked in 2000, is still trying to be relevant! Mike Shinoda, bless…
Get ready to boogie 🕺 with the Daye’ly Melodies Band! They’re bringing you soulful 🎶 grooves and funky beats from…
**Grover Beach PD is throwing a rager!** 🥳 “Grover Beach Night Out” is July 26, 5 PM till dark, at…
METALLICA, those lovable dinosaurs of thrash 🦖, are apparently still touring. And get this, their “M72” tour, which sounds suspiciously…
So, there’s this super-duper “mysterious” (read: try-hard) masked British rock band called PRESIDENT. 🙄 Rumor has it, and by “rumor,”…