Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…
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McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…
Netflix’s ‘13 Going on 30’ Reboot: Because We All Needed More Regret and Sparkly Dresses in Our Lives
Oh, great. Another remake. Just what we needed. As if the world wasn’t already overflowing with recycled content, Netflix is…
GEORGE LYNCH: Getting Up Close And Personal With EDDIE VAN HALEN In The 1970s Was A Total Brain-Melting, Mind-Bending, “How The Heck Did He Do That?” Experience
So George Lynch, the dude from Dokken, was recently jawing with Tommy Colletti from The Music Zoo, and apparently Lynch…
Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s everyone’s favorite Brazilian/American metal experiment, SEPULTURA, playing their “new” song “The Place” live for the first time…
THE PRETTY RECKLESS’s TAYLOR MOMSEN: ‘My New Obsession’s Crocheting. I Find It Meditative.’
In what can only be described as a cosmic act of mercy, THE PRETTY RECKLESS has finally emerged from a…
KOMPA NAN GUITAR: SPRING BREAK 2026 IS HERE TO BREAK YOUR STRINGS AND YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!
**Yo, check it!** 🤪 Kompa Nan Guitar is back for another epic Spring Break kick-off! 😎 This time, they’re bringing…
DOME SUNDAYS – Houston Spring Break 2026: Where the Only Sand You’ll See Is in Your Margaritas
DOME SUNDAYS – Houston Spring Break 2026 Tickets for this epic event are now closed! ❌ But don’t cry yet…
“Wooden Wisdom: Because Your Brain Needs a Wooden Spoon to Stir Up Some Sense”
Insomniac & The Vanguard Present: Wooden Wisdom – Because Elijah Wood Needs a Side Hustle 🎧 Featuring Frodo Baggins and…
HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”
Oh, look, it’s Heidi Shepherd, once again proving that in the rock world, being the sole frontwoman is just a…