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AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028
AC/DC Announces 2028 Presidential Run β€” and No, It’s Not a Tribute Band
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AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Rock legends AC/DC have officially entered a new phase in their career: running for President of the United States. And…

ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic
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ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Okay, so Nashville “rocker” πŸ™„ (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…

Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants
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Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

FINALLY! πŸ™„ After YEARS of promising, Billy Corgan (aka William Patrick Corgan, in case you forgot he’s trying to be…

AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
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AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, πŸ‘΅πŸ‘΄ allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…

GENE HOGLAN: Lars Stole My Beat, Metallica Paid My Bills (Allegedly)
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GENE HOGLAN: Lars Stole My Beat, Metallica Paid My Bills (Allegedly)

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

In a recent interview with the obscure That Metal Interview podcast, DARK ANGEL drummer Gene Hoglan, bless his heart, is…

Kate Bush’s “Little Shrew” to Invade Cinemas: Prepare for Rodent Mania
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Kate Bush’s “Little Shrew” to Invade Cinemas: Prepare for Rodent Mania

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh great, another Kate Bush short film. πŸ™„Little Shrew, written and directed by the one and only Kate Bush (yes,…

Jesse Leach desperately craves another Times of Grace album, bless his heart
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Jesse Leach desperately craves another Times of Grace album, bless his heart

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

In a groundbreaking πŸ™„ interview with Loaded Radio (because who else would care? πŸ˜‚), KILLSWITCH ENGAGE singer Jesse Leach (still…

Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
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Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a thrilling exposΓ© with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…

SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour
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SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Behold, the geriatric giants of guttural groans, SIX FEET UNDER, are crawling out of their crypts for a U.S. tour…

W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics
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W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🀘, has been gracing…

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