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Tag: Music

Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. 🙄 You know, because…

WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’
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WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Wednesday 13, the guy who peaked in the early 2000s and is STILL talking about MURDERDOLLS. In…

Kelly Hansen and Foreigner’s Farewell Tour: Will He Cry on Stage? Place Your Bets
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Kelly Hansen and Foreigner’s Farewell Tour: Will He Cry on Stage? Place Your Bets

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except everyone), FOREIGNER‘s Kelly Hansen, a man who has been…

Vivian Campbell’s Backstage Shenanigans with Def Leppard Post-Bone Marrow: Prepare for Maximum Rock ‘n’ Roll (and Maybe a Few Unexpected Bathroom Breaks)
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Vivian Campbell’s Backstage Shenanigans with Def Leppard Post-Bone Marrow: Prepare for Maximum Rock ‘n’ Roll (and Maybe a Few Unexpected Bathroom Breaks)

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

DEF LEPPARD, those lovable dinosaurs 🦕, have graced us with some “behind-the-scenes” footage of Vivian Campbell’s triumphant return to the…

“Sinners” Movie: Clarksdale, Mississippi’s 15 Minutes of Fame (and Free Popcorn)
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“Sinners” Movie: Clarksdale, Mississippi’s 15 Minutes of Fame (and Free Popcorn)

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

So, like, the Clarksdale Civic Auditorium was totally, utterly, and completely PACKED, okay? 🙄 You wouldn’t BELIEVE the sheer number…

Foo Fighters Fired Josh Freese to “Save His Life” — Fans Lose Their Minds
Dave Grohl Says Band Is Cursed — Who’s the Next Drummer to Die?
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Foo Fighters Fired Josh Freese to “Save His Life” — Fans Lose Their Minds

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

The Foo Fighters are back in the spotlight — not for their music, but for the kind of drama usually…

Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible
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Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, that bat-biting legend (or should we say, legend in his own mind? 🤔), is planning a…

Progressive Rock Bands to Invade Cruise Ship in 2026: Prepare for the Nerdiest Vacation Ever
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Progressive Rock Bands to Invade Cruise Ship in 2026: Prepare for the Nerdiest Vacation Ever

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Ahoy, Prog-Rock Losers! 🛳️ Get ready to drain your trust funds and max out your credit cards because Cruise To…

Paradise Lost Dumps Drummer, World Weeps (Not Really)
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Paradise Lost Dumps Drummer, World Weeps (Not Really)

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

PARADISE LOST, those lovable British pioneers of moping around in graveyards, have apparently fired their drummer of the past two…

EA Sports College Football 26: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Again)
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EA Sports College Football 26: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

EA Sports, bless their cotton socks, has decided to grace us with EA Sports College Football 26. I know, I…

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