Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! 🙄 The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…
Tag: Music
Paul McCartney’s New Doc Teaser: Prepare for a Beatlemania Relapse
Man on the Run 🏃♂️ is here to bore you with yet another intimate journey through Paul McCartney’s life, because…
A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years
OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of their hidey-holes and gracing Europe with their presence? None other than A PERFECT…
The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail
OMG! Severin Films, bless their cotton socks, thinks we’re still interested in Andrew V. McLaglen’s yawn-fest from 1978, The Wild…
The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)
OMG! 😱THE DAMNED, those lovable geriatrics of punk, are BACK! And guess what? They’ve decided to grace us with “Not…
Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn
OMG , get ready to clutch your pearls! Rising star Sophie Grey. (yes, the period is part of her name, deal with…
Mike Shinoda’s Band (Not Dead Yet!) Says Fans Like New Stuff (Shocker!)
In a groundbreaking interview with Recitales Argentina (yeah, never heard of them either 🤷♂️), LINKIN PARK’s Mike Shinoda, bless his…
BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence
OMG! BIOHAZARD’s Billy Graziadei decided to re-enact a horror movie ON STAGE last night in Montreal! 🇨🇦 Guess he really…
TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…
Alamo Drafthouse forces you to watch another music video
**OMG! 🙄 Sound Stage 9 Music Video Release Party at Alamo Drafthouse! Prepare for ear-splitting “music” 🤮 by future “artists”…