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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
Breaking, Games News

Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…

Wilco and Breeders Smash YoYo World Record at Solid Sound Festival
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Wilco and Breeders Smash YoYo World Record at Solid Sound Festival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Wilco’s annual Solid Sound Festival brought extra whimsy to North Adams, Massachusetts, over the weekend when the band teamed up…

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Tie The Knot Insiders Reveal Details
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Tie The Knot Insiders Reveal Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

The Wedding of the Century is no longer just Swiftie fan fiction. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are reportedly set…

ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Breaking, Music News

ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦‍♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…

RUSH Designs T-Shirt to Aid Venezuela Earthquake Victims
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RUSH Designs T-Shirt to Aid Venezuela Earthquake Victims

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

RUSH have partnered with Fantoons to release a special one-off shirt with proceeds to benefit victims of the recent devastating…

Metal Musician Shaun Glass Dies at 57
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Metal Musician Shaun Glass Dies at 57

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Shaun Glass, a member of the bands Broken Hope, SOiL, Repentance and others over the years, died at 57 years…

Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her
Breaking News: Amy Lee from Evanescence Says Something Nice About Other Women in Metal, World Apparently Still Spinning 🌎
Breaking, Music News

Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Amy…

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 26-year-old Texas man, John Alexander Meza of La Porte, is…

CNN thinks I care about moon bases and coffee perks really
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN thinks I care about moon bases and coffee perks really

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup is in full swing, and Team USA…

Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience
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Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Kid Rock has been a long-time supporter of Donald Trump, and in a recent interview with Sky News Australia, he…

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