CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs 🦖, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…
Tag: Music
FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered
FOZZY, the musical masterpiece brought to you by wrestling extraordinaire Chris Jericho and the guitar god 🎸 of STUCK MOJO,…
Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…
The hills are alive with the sound of earworms
OMG! 🙄 The Sound of Music in 4K? Seriously? Maria’s still running from the convent to be a governess for…
“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”
**OMG! 🐴 Yeehaw! Saddle up for “3 Bad Men” (1926)! John Ford directs this silent snooze-fest. Gold in the Dakotas…
Popscene: Neo Yawn
🤡 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…
Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right
**OMG! 🙄Prepare for the ✨thrill✨ of your life! Drive-In Movie Night on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th! Gates open at 5:00pm for…
The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares
OMG! 🤪 Can you believe it’s been almost a whole YEAR 📅 since those Finnish rockers 🇫🇮, THE RASMUS (who…
Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans
Oh, great, another cash grab! PINK FLOYD, bless their boomer hearts, are “celebrating” the 50th anniversary of “Wish You Were…
Black Crowes Milking ‘Amorica’ for All It’s Worth with “Deluxe” Reissue No One Asked For
OMG! 🙄 The BLACK CROWES, those guys still around? 👴👵 I thought they’d faded into obscurity like dial-up internet. 💻…