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STAMPED: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Miami Music Week Parties to Choose From Now There’s AYA x Friends Afrobeats Amapiano Madness
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STAMPED: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Miami Music Week Parties to Choose From Now There’s AYA x Friends Afrobeats Amapiano Madness

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 29, 2026

STAMPED: AYA x Friends – MIAMI MUSIC WEEK – Afrobeats Amapiano and more, Sunday, Mar 29, 5 pm – 11…

MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?
Holy Shock Value, Batman! Marilyn Manson Is Coming to Haunt Your Halloween Like It's 1996 All Over Again!
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MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Attention, freaks, goths, and everyone who still thinks trench coats are a legitimate fashion choice: Marilyn Manson is staging his…

Get Ready for a Night of Questionable Life Choices and Embarrassing Fashion at Orlando’s #1 Throwback Party Featuring Music from the 90s 2000s and Early 2010s
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Get Ready for a Night of Questionable Life Choices and Embarrassing Fashion at Orlando’s #1 Throwback Party Featuring Music from the 90s 2000s and Early 2010s

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 28, 2026

Eventbrite’s REWIND: Orlando’s #1 Throwback Block Party tickets are no longer available πŸŽ‰, but you can explore similar events 🎊…

RIP Ross The Boss 😒 Manowar Legend Dead at 72
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RIP Ross The Boss 😒 Manowar Legend Dead at 72

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 27, 2026

Ross “The Boss” Friedman — legendary guitarist of Manowar and The Dictators — has passed away. A true pioneer of…

Duran Duran Still Alive and Kicking and for Some Reason Headlining BST Hyde Park 2026 Because Apparently We Haven’t Suffered Enough
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Duran Duran Still Alive and Kicking and for Some Reason Headlining BST Hyde Park 2026 Because Apparently We Haven’t Suffered Enough

Chord F. DiscordMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Duran Duran are back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of them the first time around πŸ™„. They’ve been announced…

Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks
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Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…

PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX: ‘I Love The Pushback From Rock Culture Against’ A.I. In Music β€” Because Humans Still Rock, Right?
Oh no, not A.I. music! Quick, somebody call the Rock Police!
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PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX: ‘I Love The Pushback From Rock Culture Against’ A.I. In Music β€” Because Humans Still Rock, Right?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

In a recent interview with LA Lloyd (the guy who still uses a Discman ironically), PAPA ROACH‘s Jacoby Shaddix revealed…

WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
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WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold onto your warp drives, folks β€” William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…

PokΓ©mon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
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PokΓ©mon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great, another PokΓ©mon gameβ€”because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…

McDonald’s β€˜KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
McDonald's Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters Mealβ€”Because Your Stomach Needs a Soundtrack
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McDonald’s β€˜KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…

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