DMV’s 2025 Summer Kickoff: Get Ready to Yawn to Rare Essence While Waiting in Line Forever
OMG! The “Summers” most anticipated event is BACK at Tysons II Galleria! 🤣 For the 3rd year! June 8th, 12-8pm…
Tag: Music
Navy Pier Thinks House Music Will Save It, RSVP Now or Be Square
**OMG! 🙄 “I Love House Music Chicago” is throwing a FREE rave at Navy Pier Beer Garden, 700 E Grand…
“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award
When the news broke that Janet Jackson — yeah, that Janet Jackson, the one you only vaguely remember from some…
CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
OMG! 😱 They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…
OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)
The 2000s? Oh honey, that was a *time*. A time of questionable fashion choices, even more questionable hairstyles, and music…
Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)
OMG! 😱🎸 Ryan Roxie, the guy who occasionally strums a guitar next to Alice Cooper, is back with a NEW…
Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ – More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, those lovable desert weirdos, are finally releasing that Catacombs thing everyone totally forgot about. Prepare…
Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival
🚨BREAKING: Suzanne Vega, bless her heart, almost canceled Glastonbury ’89 because of a STALKER! Apparently, someone wasn’t a fan of…
Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
Alright, buckle up, buttercups 🌼, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA 🎭 that is Katy Perry and her sudden…
Harley Flanagan and the missus yammer ’bout rabbit food and a movie nobody asked for 🥕🎬🙄
Oh, sweet lord, another washed-up hardcore dude trying to stay relevant. 🙄 Harley Flanagan, the human embodiment of a mid-life…