💥 BREAKING: Sander Kleinenberg Descends Upon GoodTimes 2626 to Save Us From Christmas Carols 💀
🎶 Sunday, Dec 21st | 9PM | 21+ | GoodTimes 2626 (where the Wi-Fi is weak but the bass is strong) 📍
Sander Kleinenberg—house music messiah, dancefloor deity, and man who still hasn’t aged since 2003—is gracing us mere mortals with a special appearance. Opening set by Frexh Produce Collective (yes, that’s a real name, we checked). Table reservations: (805) 325-3781. Tickets live—don’t be the one scrolling TikTok alone while Santa’s watching. 🎅👀
Good friends. Good vibes. GoodTimes. (And possibly a bad decision or two.) 😈
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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