AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008
Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…
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Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson Get Into a Gladiatorial Spat Over Who Gets to Wear the MAGA Crown
Leftists, Globalists, and Grifters Unite: TPUSA’s AmericaFest Becomes MAGA Soap Opera After Kirk’s Assassination PHOENIX — In a nation still…
The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies
🚨 BREAKING: A HOLIDAY MOVIE LIST FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL (OR AT LEAST A SENSE OF HUMOR)…
GHOST Teams Up With FEEDLA And SERVE ROBOTICS To Haunt Hungry Inglewood With Surprise Snacks
Ghost’s Skele-Bot Delivers More Than Just Riffs in Inglewood Charity Stunt 🤖🍎 In a move that’s equal parts charitable and…
Carla Harvey Claims She Got the Boot from Butcher Babies—Turns Out Heavy Metal Has a Dress Code
Carla Harvey, the Queen of Dramatic Entrances and Exit Strategies, has officially traded screaming into a microphone for screaming into…
Behemoth’s Nergal Explains Why ‘The S*** Ov God’ is Deep Philosophy and Not Just Him Feeling Rebellious After Taco Night
Behemoth’s Nergal Just Dropped a Truth Bomb So Big, It Summoned a Demon From Target 🤯🔥 In a shocking turn…
The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies
Move over, Silicon Valley hipsters with your $12 avocado toast and kombucha obsessions—there’s a new sheriff in town, and they…
Loe Shimmy’s Garden Groove: Plants Beware, Welcome Week’s Here
🚨 BREAKING: Local Band LOE SHIMMY to Bless Garden with Live Music During Spring Welcome Week (Yes, Spring… in January)…
The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…
Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…