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Tag: Music

Ghost’s ‘Skeletour’ with PRG: Prepare for a Behind-the-Crypt Look (as if you care)
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Ghost’s ‘Skeletour’ with PRG: Prepare for a Behind-the-Crypt Look (as if you care)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

So, GHOST went on tour, called the “Skeletour”. You know, because calling it the “We Need More Money Tour” was…

Isle of Man Honors Prog Rock Keyboardist With Stamps Featuring Yes Art, Because Why Not
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Isle of Man Honors Prog Rock Keyboardist With Stamps Featuring Yes Art, Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Okay, boomer, prepare to have your mind blown 🤯 by the most groundbreaking, earth-shattering news since sliced bread: Some relics…

P.O.D. Butchered The Beatles’ “Don’t Let Me Down” In Latest Cover Attempt
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P.O.D. Butchered The Beatles’ “Don’t Let Me Down” In Latest Cover Attempt

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

P.O.D., those hard-rock/nu-metal dinosaurs from San Diego (yes, they’re STILL around 👵), have bravely decided to cover THE BEATLES’ classic…

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress
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OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Lock him up! Looks like the Deep State swamp rat James Comey might finally face justice for his role in…

Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
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Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…

Architects FINALLY Snag a No 1 Hit After Only, Like, a Billion Years
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Architects FINALLY Snag a No 1 Hit After Only, Like, a Billion Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

ARCHITECTS, those oh-so-humble lads from across the pond, have finally stumbled their way to a U.S. Active Rock Radio No.…

Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
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Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…

Tears For Fears’ “Songs From The Big Chair” Turns 40, Still Not Actually A Chair
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Tears For Fears’ “Songs From The Big Chair” Turns 40, Still Not Actually A Chair

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another 40th-anniversary edition of Songs From The Big Chair – by those TOTALLY obscure guys, Tears For Fears…

Evanescence Finally Sorta Close to Maybe Finishing New Album, No Seriously This Time
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Evanescence Finally Sorta Close to Maybe Finishing New Album, No Seriously This Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

So, at the Louder Than Life festival in Kentucky (where dreams go to die 😂), Amy Lee of EVANESCENCE 🥀,…

IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
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IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…

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