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Tag: Music

OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July
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OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Ozzy Osbourne, the bat-biting legend, and his equally legendary (debatable) family are gracing the Comic Con Midlands in Birmingham, UK,…

Tampa’s “Best” Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices
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Tampa’s “Best” Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**Yeehaw! ๐Ÿค  Southern Belle in Ybor City is Tampa’s “ultimate” country bar & grill. A “hidden gem”๐Ÿ’Ž, they say! More…

Tampa Bay’s Sweatiest, Most Regretful Sunday Nightclub Destination
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Tampa Bay’s Sweatiest, Most Regretful Sunday Nightclub Destination

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Disco Designer blessed Tampa with Tangra Nightclub! ๐ŸŽ‰ Multi-level madness, eccentric rooms โ€“ the #1 nightlife attraction! ๐Ÿคช…

NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single
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NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

NEFARIOUS, a geriatric thrash metal “supergroup” (term used loosely) hailing from the sunny state of California, featuring the fossilized vocal…

Iron Maiden’s New Drummer: Is He Even Trying
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Iron Maiden’s New Drummer: Is He Even Trying

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, still kicking (somehow), graced Prague, Czech Republic’s Letiลกtฤ› Praha Letลˆany on Saturday…

SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album
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SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Ah, yes, another rockstar finds Jeebus. ๐Ÿ™„ During an appearance on the Man Up God’s Way podcast with host Jody…

Behold: Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Vocalist CARLA HARVEY Humiliates Herself Onstage With LORDS OF ACID For the Very First Time
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Behold: Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Vocalist CARLA HARVEY Humiliates Herself Onstage With LORDS OF ACID For the Very First Time

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The internet is ablaze ๐Ÿ”ฅ with news that former BUTCHER BABIES banshee Carla Harvey (who? ๐Ÿค”) has graced…

Burton C. Bell, Who?, Unleashes ‘Savages’ Lyric Vid, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
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Burton C. Bell, Who?, Unleashes ‘Savages’ Lyric Vid, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Ah yes, Burton C. Bell, the OG voice of FEAR FACTORY, a band that once defined what it meant to…

Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. ๐Ÿ™„ You know, because…

WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’
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WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Wednesday 13, the guy who peaked in the early 2000s and is STILL talking about MURDERDOLLS. In…

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