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Tag: Music

RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’
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RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Get ready to have your face melted by the most epic music video of the year, folks! 🀯 Danish metal…

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Worlds Okayest Music Festival Coming to DMV in 2026 with Some Bands You’ve Never Heard Of

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

The Summers Most Anticipated Event @ TYSONS II GALLERIA Is 90% SOLD OUT!! 🚨 πŸ’₯πŸŽ‰ #DMV #DC #MD #VA 🎊…

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Because Your Life Was Missing a Festival Dedicated to Pickles with Beer and Loud Music

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

πŸ₯’ Pickle Party in Chicago! πŸŽ‰ 🍻 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Xbox Just Announced the Most Overhyped Game Ever and It’s a Yakuza Prequel Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those, Plus a Cast That’s More Star-Studded Than Your Grandma’s Quilt and a Release Window That’s Totally Not Getting Delayed
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Xbox Just Announced the Most Overhyped Game Ever and It’s a Yakuza Prequel Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those, Plus a Cast That’s More Star-Studded Than Your Grandma’s Quilt and a Release Window That’s Totally Not Getting Delayed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Xbox’s long-awaited Stranger Than Heaven presentation finally dropped, and boy, was it a wild ride 🎒! The biggest question on…

L7 Embarks on ‘The Last Hurrah’ Tour Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around
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L7 Embarks on ‘The Last Hurrah’ Tour Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

The iconic feminist rock band L7 has just announced their final world tour, “The Last Hurrah Tour”, and we’re all…

DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out
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DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Breaking news: Dave Mustaine is retiring from music due to a condition that’s making it hard for him to play…

Events

R&B and Ribs Because Clearly What Downtown Was Missing Was More Grease and Heartbreak Music

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

πŸͺ© DOWNTOWN FIRST THURSDAYS is back in 2026! πŸŽ‰ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

MΓ–TLEY CRÜE and SHINEDOWN Forced to Play for Clueless Teenagers on Season Finale of American Idol Because Their Managers Lost a Bet
Get ready for the most epic season finale of "American Idol" ever, featuring the one and only MΓ–TLEY CRÜE! πŸ€Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ”₯
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MΓ–TLEY CRÜE and SHINEDOWN Forced to Play for Clueless Teenagers on Season Finale of American Idol Because Their Managers Lost a Bet

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The three-hour episode, airing on May 11 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC, will be a wild ride, with the…

Oh Great Another Biopic About a Guy Who Ate Some Food and Died
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Oh Great Another Biopic About a Guy Who Ate Some Food and Died

FinnMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The Anthony Bourdain biopic, because you didn’t get enough of him when he was alive and cooking up a storm…

Oh Great Another Old Guy Trying to Relive His Glory Days With a Documentary Called I Was A Teenage Sex Pistol Because Apparently Being a Teenage Sex Pistol Wasnt Enough
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Oh Great Another Old Guy Trying to Relive His Glory Days With a Documentary Called I Was A Teenage Sex Pistol Because Apparently Being a Teenage Sex Pistol Wasnt Enough

Chord F. DiscordMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Get ready to witness the most epic tale of punk rock history, as told by the one and only Glen…

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