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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

Kacey Musgraves Kicks Off Tour With Lube And Disco Balls
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Kacey Musgraves Kicks Off Tour With Lube And Disco Balls

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

Kacey Musgraves is turning “Dry Spell” into a hands-on experience. This week, Musgraves teamed with women’s wellness brand Medicine Mama…

Buckcherry Tour Bus Crashes in Deadly Multi Vehicle Accident
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Buckcherry Tour Bus Crashes in Deadly Multi Vehicle Accident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

A multi-vehicle accident involving Buckcherry’s tour bus resulted in one fatality, though members of the band and its touring crew…

Garth Brooks Kicks Off Arena Tour With Rootsy Setlist
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Garth Brooks Kicks Off Arena Tour With Rootsy Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

Garth Brooks launched his 2026 “Blame It All on My Roots” arena tour this week with two sold-out shows at…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
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Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…

Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys
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Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the NBA, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

ENHYPEN Unveils New Sound with THE SIN BLISS
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ENHYPEN Unveils New Sound with THE SIN BLISS

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

It’s hard being an international pop star these days, even with vampiric powers. But ENHYPEN, the wildly successful K-pop act…

Down Unleashes Epic New Single Blood Oath This Week
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Down Unleashes Epic New Single Blood Oath This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Down are in rare company, being a band that releases on average one record every seven and a half years,…

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